About Dorian Speed

Dorian Speed is a former classroom teacher and current parish catechist. A writer and web designer, she blogs about faith, culture, and family at Scrutinies.net. Dorian is also the web editor of Dappled Things, a quarterly journal of ideas, arts, and faith. Her columns are originally posted on her personal blog as part of the Catechist Chat series.

Review – The Church and New Media, by Brandon Vogt

The Church and New MediaBrandon Vogt’s got everybody talking about how new media can serve as a tool for evangelization, catechesis, and inspiration. His book, The Church and the New Media, is a conversation featuring the voices of various online personalities who bring diverse perspectives to the discussion of how the rapid changes in media and technology provide a golden opportunity for the Church.

The authors who have contributed to the book discuss the impact of new media on the individual, the parish, the diocesan, and even a global level, with a wealth of practical recommendations and suggestions for online resources included in each chapter.

The book starts with a discussion of Catholic blogging and the various forms it may take. We may associate faith-based blogging with apologetics, but Fr. Dwight Longenecker argues, “I am not convinced that many souls are won by argument…the apologetics on my blog are woven into a much bigger picture of Catholicism. I want the reader to glimpse the power and the glory of the Catholic Church, but I also want them to glimpse the humanity and humor of being Catholic.” Jennifer Fulwiler echoes this idea in the story of her conversion when she writes, “What impacted me the most…was simply getting a glimpse into Catholic life.” These and other stories in the book point to the need for us to remember that the Internet is an open community where anyone may drop by. Honesty, grace, and charity should prevail in online interactions – and you can never know who might be reading without ever leaving a comment.

Later chapters include a very thorough discussion by Matthew Warner on the role of new media in the parish – this chapter alone is worth the price of the book, as it’s perfect preparation for a parish council meeting to discuss the need for a better website. There’s also a fascinating overview of the many innovative ways in which the Archdiocese of Boston has reached out to the greater community through every form of media imaginable – podcasting, radio, Internet, television, Facebook, Twitter…the list goes on.

Vogt concludes with a frank examination of the many challenges that our constantly-connected society faces – greater narcissism, superficial and relativistic conversations, the difficulty of putting down the smartphones and making time for contemplative prayer. His positive suggestions and outlook are complemented by Archbishop Timothy Dolan, who reminds us that “the Church’s major challenge today is not that of educating her members about the real dangers of new technology – these are now self-evident – but rather of choosing to use it for the good, and learning to use it well. My hope and expectation is that this book will give the Church courage and wisdom to embrace New Media as one of the premier gifts of God to evangelists of our day.”

This book would appeal to readers on all points of the technology-using spectrum, from seasoned bloggers looking for new resources to folks who just opened a Facebook account and aren’t sure what to do next. It should be required reading for parish priests who want to engage their parishioners beyond just weekend Mass and to take advantage of truly building up the Church. And because 100% of the royalties from the book will be used to establish school computer labs throughout the Archdiocese of Mombasa, Kenya, you’re making a difference the moment you choose to buy a copy – or three.

You can purchase this book here.

I wrote this review of The Church and the New Media for the free Catholic Book review program, created by Aquinas and More Catholic Goods, your source forBaptism Gifts and Catholic DVDs.

Tiber River is the first Catholic book review site, started in 2000 to help you make informed decisions about Catholic book purchases. I receive free product samples as compensation for writing reviews for Tiber River.

Review – Lino Rulli, Sinner. The Book, I Mean.

Sinner - Lino RulliLino Rulli is the real deal. Fans of his “The Catholic Guy” show are familiar with his self-deprecating humor and honest approach to sharing his faith. Both longtime listeners and those unfamiliar with his work will enjoy Sinner, an autobiography which doesn’t shrink from the ups and downs of living out one’s faith in today’s sometimes hostile culture.

This is a conversion story in the sense of the daily examination of conscience, the constant turning away from sin, and the often difficult decision to continue down the path of faith even when the way may be unclear. Which isn’t to say that it’s all penitence and weeping; in fact, Rulli’s trademark wit makes this an enjoyable, often lighthearted travelogue through his spiritual journey. Cradle Catholics will enjoy his recounting of his childhood experiences and may recognize themselves in stories like this one:

I received the sacrament of Confirmation in eighth grade – and then promptly left the Church.

I”ve got a group photo of my classmates and me following our confirmation by Bishop Robert Carlson…I’m on the edge of the shot looking to run away. He had confirmed me and in doing so gave me the freedom to leave the Church. Yay!

What our confirmation teacher said was: “You are confirmed in the Catholic faith. you are adults. This means the faith is your own and it’s up to you to live it out.”

What we heard was: “Your parents aren’t going to force you to come to church anymore.”

It’s refreshing to read an account of a spiritual life with ups and downs, rather than a straightforward trajectory of growing in holiness. Because Rulli is both honest in talking about his own failings and hopeful in emphasizing the power of grace and the importance of repentance, his story makes him – and the Catholic life – very authentic and approachable.

I think this would be a terrific book to share with a young adult who may have bolted out of Mass with the same enthusiasm Rulli describes in his post-Confirmation self. He talks about Confession frequently in the book without ever giving the reader a knowing look that says, “when’s the last time you darkened the door of a church, hmmm?” And he uses humor without being irreverent towards anyone but himself…and a few other characters who pop up throughout the book.

The book isn’t a strictly chronological autobiography, and at times the back and forth leaps in time can be a little confusing. (Or perhaps I just don’t read closely enough.) I would have liked to read more about his life in showbiz, too, but that’s probably beside the point of the narrative he’s presenting. I would recommend this for older teenagers and above, as there’s one story about, well, a lady of the evening, and a slight sprikling of salty language. Did I mention its authenticity? But it’s enjoyable, often poignant, and very relatable – highly recommend.

You can purchase this book here.

I wrote this review of Sinner for the free Catholic Book review program, created by Aquinas and More Catholic Goods, your source for Baptism Gifts and Catholic DVDs.

Tiber River is the first Catholic book review site, started in 2000 to help you make informed decisions about Catholic book purchases.

I receive free product samples as compensation for writing reviews for Tiber River.

Catechist Chat: The Case of the Boring Backstory

Everyone loves a good conversion story.

There’s the setup: I once was lost.

The rising action: the Holy Spirit began working in me (or knocked me off my horse).

The climax: But now I’m found.

A powerful conversion story is a terrific way to “hook” your listeners and get them to start thinking of how Christ could effect similar changes in their own lives.

Then, there are those of us whose conversion stories are more…ongoing. Habitual sins, tepid prayer lives, highs and lows. Nobody is going to be “hooked” by “I used to get really snippy with my husband, and then I prayed for greater patience, so I was more patient, but then I slacked off, and had to start over again, and every time I ask for grace it’s there, but sometimes I make other things a priority, and so it’s just a constant spiritual journey towards a 23% reduction in sarcasm when dealing with the following populations: husband, children, extended family, commenters on online newspaper articles. HEY – pay attention!”

It’s okay. I’ve been there. I am there. Let me tell you what not to do, first off.

Do not dress up your life experiences as something they’re not in hopes of presenting a dramatic conversion narrative.

True, and incriminating story: when in college, I worked as a janitor’s assistant in a factory that made ball bearing retainers. I walked around the factory with a magnetized stick and picked up scrap metal. (My dad got me the job.) It was a summer job and I made better money than I did as a camp counselor.

I used to carry a ball bearing retainer on my keychain and pass it around to my inner-city middle schoolers, telling them all about how my clothes used to smell like motor oil and how I decided to go to college, all because of that job. And they should go to college, too. I thought this would help me “connect.”

I am guessing – just guessing – that they may have seen right through this story of my hardscrabble upbringing, since the truth was that there was no way on earth in which I would have chosen to drop out of college to work at the factory, being the product of a prep school education and a life spent striving to be Teacher’s Pet. Pretty sure I was fooling nobody. I eventually decided that the act was backfiring and I should just be myself.

And so, since my backstory is basically one of persistent, irritating, and embarrassing venial sins, I don’t try to reframe the narrative as something it’s not.

I find that kids can relate to the daily trials that provide us opportunities to grow in our relationship with Christ – I’ve been snapping at my children a lot, and I know it’s getting in the way of my love for them, and so I go to Confession and I have a clean start. My friend calls and asks for my help with something and I’d really rather stay at home and watch my favorite show, but I can offer it up and do the right thing instead of being selfish.

If you believe that God put you in that room for a reason, as a catechist, then you need to trust that He is okay with you just as you are. You don’t need to embellish the details of your relationship with Him in hopes of capturing your students’ attention – be genuine, share what you’re comfortable sharing with them, and give them opportunities to consider what obstacles are blocking their own paths towards a deeper faith.

This also goes – or maybe goes double – for those of us who, for whatever reason, want to keep our conversion stories private. I think sometimes we can feel obligated to tell kids how we got to where we are, but if that story is painful or could cause scandal, there is nothing wrong with holding back.

We have so little time with our students that deploying the personal narrative isn’t something that should take up most of our class time, anyway, right? Besides, even those of us who have had dramatic conversion experiences will still face the mundane realities of “how to live from one minute to the next on a Wednesday afternoon.”

This column originally appeared at Scrutinies.net.

Catechist Chat: Make your own Jeopardy Game

Jeopardy game board - completed

If you’ve got the technology available to you, JeopardyLabs.com is a quick way to make an interactive Jeopardy game for class review. But if you need a low-tech version, this one takes about 20 minutes to create and can be reused throughout the year.

You’ll need: a piece of foam-core project board, some Velcro tape, index cards, Post-Its, and markers.

Resources to make Jeopardy game

Lay out the board with however many categories you want – I used five – and create “tiles” with the index cards. Attach the velcro tape to the back of the cards and to the board, and – that’s it.

Making the cards for classroom Jeopardy

I write the categories on Post-Its, because that way I can switch them out each time I use the review game. You can also do an even more-low tech version of this idea using only Post-Its and the wall. 

Run the game just like the show, perhaps with a bit of flexibility on the “must give your answer in the form of a question” thing because you want to spend your time going through questions, not arguing about whether or not an answer was phrased correctly. If a team answers correctly, take the card off the board and hand it to them. That way, it’s easy to tally points at the end and the game flows more quickly.

If I were a better-prepared person, I’d write up the questions ahead of time, but I usually just make them up off the top of my head as we go along, making the difficulty of the question correspond to the point value.

Last – it has occurred to me today that using this game would be an easy way to involve your classroom aide in teaching. If you had the questions made up ahead of time, your aide could easily run the game. I hate it that I usually have my aide doing stuff like taking attendance and passing out papers and don’t find more ways to have her actually leading the class.

You can find more great review games at The Religion Teacher’s 7 Ways to Review for a Test and on CatholicMom.com,

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Review – Footprints of God: David and Solomon

Steve Ray combines biblical archaeology, Catholic apologetics, and wacky humor to teach viewers of his “Footprints of God” video series about the Bible in an engaging, memorable way. David and Solomon: Expanding the Kingdom is the sixth installment of the series, and focuses on showing how the lives of these two kings of Israel prefigured the life and teachings of Christ.

David and Solomon Expanding the KingdomThe video primarily focuses on the life of David, from his humble beginnings as a shepherd to his rise to the greatest king of Israel. Ray shows us both the accomplishments and the failings of this larger-than-life figure, helping us to understand how he remained a heroic leader despite his serious misdeeds. Ray takes us on a tour of the actual sites in the Holy Land where significant events occurred, explaining the events that led the people of Israel to demand that God give them a king and how this led to the height of their power before ultimately leading to their exile. He emphasizes God’s covenant with David and how it came to be fulfilled by Jesus.

Ray also leads us through the life of Solomon, again drawing parallels between events in his life and the life of Jesus. He draws upon rabbinic tradition to break open the prophecies and sayings about the kings of Israel and to explain their deeper symbolism.

As with the other videos in the series, the ultimate focus is on how the stories of the Old Testament prefigure and help us better understand Jesus. This interpretation is in keeping with centuries of Catholic biblical exegesis and draws the viewer in as the Bible is “decoded.”

Ray’s enthusiasm is what keeps us engaged in his detailed explanations of Biblical archaelogy and history, and he uses puns and vivid metaphors to help us remember key points. As a result, his video is both educational for those already familiar with the Scriptural passages he discusses, and easily understood by those who know little about David and Solomon. I’ve used this and other videos in a classroom setting with high school students and found them to be an effective, memorable tool for introducing kids to sacred Scripture.

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Review: 5 Minutes with Christ: Spiritual Nourishment for Busy Teachers

Teaching can be a isolating profession, particularly if you’re the religion teacher. Even though you’re surrounded by people all day long, you hardly have a moment to collect  your thoughts, and your colleagues are just as overworked. It’s also very draining to balance the classroom time, preparations, staff meetings, conferences, chaperoning, sponsoring activities, etc. with something resembling spiritual growth.

That’s why I really like this slim volume of reflections from fellow Catholic educators from Ave Maria Press – 5 Minutes with Christ: Spiritual Nourishment for Busy Teachers. The format is easily digestible – short essays on various snippets from the Gospels, tied to the life of a catechist and the call to discipleship. Each chapter was contributed by a graduate or associate of Notre Dame’s Alliance for Catholic Education program, which sounds like a terrific model for formation of teachers as disciples:

Because good teachers need excellent formation, ACE prepares its teachers in an innovative Master of Education program at Notre Dame, which brings them to campus for two summers of intensive training and then sends them out into classrooms during the school year…While teaching, they live in small Christian communities of four to seven members and together share the many challenges and rewards of beginning teaching…ACE teachers develop their professional skills and personal spirituality in the context of community, sharing with one another the journey of becoming committed Catholic school teachers.

What a fantastic way to prepare teachers in Catholic schools – but of course many of us come to the profession via a more circuitous route. (I myself went through a similar cohort-based program for teaching social studies, but my career as a religion teacher began after I applied for a job teaching history at a Catholic high school.) It could be that you’re teaching a section of religion on top of your primary job as a math teacher, or that you came to the classroom from another profession and are getting your formal training “on the job.”

This series of reflections by fellow teachers and administrators is a window into the experiences of your fellow religious educators, and it’s both inspiring and frank in addressing the challenges you may face.

Eighty-seven students.
Four classes to prep.
Thirty-two pages to read.
Forty-eight essays to grade.
Three parents to call.
Fourteen e-mails to reply to.

…Whether it is an issue of disrespect or someone cheating on a quiz by writing answers on the bottom of a shoe, Jesus’ call to forgive without number is a challenge. It is also a constant and often-needed reminder that students deserve forgiveness and a second chance. And, just as important on many days, it is a reminder that teachers do too.

- Beth Burau, “Forgiveness”

This is a book that could be given to all of the faculty at a Catholic school – would make a nice discussion-starter for talking about the Christian character of the school and how it relates to the day-to-day responsibilities of teachers. It’s like having a little cheering section to pick you up after a difficult day, and a spiritual director to help you focus on the deeper meaning of your relationships with your students and your role in their spiritual growth.

Highly recommended.

Disclaimer: Jared Dees, super-duper religious educator, sent me a copy of this book to preview.

Review: Be An Amazing Catechist – Sacramental Preparation

Lisa Mladinich provides clear, helpful, and uplifting support for catechists, from beginners to those looking to learn more about how to reach out to their students. Be an Amazing Catechist: Sacramental Preparation is her follow-up to her first publication, Be An Amazing Catechist. It’s an equally useful resource tailored to religious educators who are working to prepare children and adults for reception of the sacraments of initiation.

I had the honor of speaking with Lisa as she compiled suggestions for this booklet, and I can attest that she is very focused on sharing concrete tools to help catechists meet the needs of a wide variety of students. Sacramental preparation can be an especially challenging task, given that many kids show up for religious education only when it’s time to receive another sacrament, and are there at the behest of a family member but don’t attend Mass or have a basic knowledge of our faith.

The booklet provides both practical suggestions – with proper respect given for tried-and-true techniques like memorization and rote learning – and advice for how to connect with reluctant learners and inspire them to form a relationship with Christ.

Lisa manages to be encouraging without glossing over the real challenges of preparing children and adults to receive sacraments they may not fully understand when they walk in the door for that first class. In particular, her chapter on the Sacrament of Reconciliation addresses the fears and apprehension that can accompany a penitent’s first (or…subsequent) reception of the sacrament. And her advice for working with teenagers in preparation for Confirmation is genuinely optimistic and inspiring without glossing over the challenges that young adults face in today’s world.

This booklet would be a great gift for DRE’s to bestow upon their teams of catechists, either as a kickoff for the year or as encouragement once the first few classes have gone by and the needs of a particular group of students have become apparent. Slim enough to be read through in one sitting, but packed with substantive advice, it would also make a great backbone for a diocesan workshop or professional development for Catholic school teachers (because, regardless of what subject you’re teaching, you are catechizing the students.)

I highly recommend this booklet and Lisa’s first volume as well, and look forward to more of her writing! To learn more about Lisa’s motivation for writing this booklet, check out this interview with Donna Marie Cooper O’Boyle in which she talks with Lisa about her background and her hopes for how her writing can motivate those working “in the fields.”

Disclaimer: I was sent a sample copy of this book by Our Sunday Visitor.

Catechist Chat: Word Clouds

Word clouds – those artistic arrangements of words within a chunk of text – are a fun, visual way to capture the content of what you’re reading.

We see them on blogs as “tag clouds,” automatically generated displays of terms that highlight the most frequently used words. Sr. Caroline Cerveny of A Cyberpilgrim’s Blog shared a twist on the idea – creating Word Clouds from prayers:

Our Father Word Cloud

Sr. Caroline provides several clever ways to integrate Word Clouds into classroom discussions – she is really one of the most tech-savvy people I know, in terms of actually coming up with ways to utilize digital tools.

One thing we both noticed is that the automatically-generated Word Clouds do not understand which words are the most “important” parts of the text, although I’m sure there are ways to tweak that – so the default result emphasizes words like “thy” which show up most frequently but are probably not most important.

A low-tech activity along these lines would be to have students create Word Clouds on a slightly older technology: posterboard. Here’s how I would go about doing so:

  • Group the students in pairs or teams of 3.
  • Give each team the chunk of text and a pair of scissors, or go ahead and print up several sets of cards with the words of the prayer/text on them. Here’s a sample set for the Our Father (click on the image to be taken to a printable PDF Our Father set of cards.)Activity for learning the Our Father
  • Give the teams about 10 minutes to arrange a “word cloud” on the floor, a desktop, etc. They should discuss which words should be featured most prominently in the Word Cloud and how they’ll do so.
  • Have them spend another 15-20 minutes creating Word Cloud posters that emphasize those particular words via brighter colors, larger writing, etc.
  • End by having each group present their Word Cloud to the class and explain how they decided which words to feature.

I really like having kids work with text that they can move around physically – it helps get the attention of those tactile-kinisthetic learners (translation: fidgety kids) and also gives them a concrete way to move things around and think about where they should go.

I like to do this, myself, when I am trying to put together an outline based on lots of different sources of text. Add the visual dimension of creating the Word Cloud and the discussion with their peers about which words should go where, and you have provided a rich opportunity to really tease apart the meaning of a prayer.

You could do this with any selection of text, really, but I would think a necessary prerequisite would be for the students to already be fairly familiar with the text.

And, needless to say, you’ll have to monitor the discussions to make sure you don’t end up with smarty-pants who decide to put “THE” front and center.

YOUCAT (Catholic Youth Catechism) – Great for Evangelization; So-So for Teaching


The YOUCAT (Youth Catechism of the Catholic Church) isn’t perfect.

If you are looking for a textbook to use with your devoutly orthodox teenager, this may not be for you.

What this book is great at, in my opinion, is putting Catholic teaching into plain English for young adults who may never have encountered the Church outside of the negative media coverage and “transgressive” artists like Lady GaGa. This book speaks to the culture at a time when the Church is deeply counter-cultural. It’s been argued that this means some difficult teachings are couched in language too fuzzy to convey the seriousness of sin. I can see that, but I also think the intention behind the YOUCAT is that it can be tucked into a back pocket and pulled out during a casual discussion with a friend who may have questions about Catholics – not that it function as the-only-catechism-you’ll-ever-need.

With any text that’s designed “for the youth,” there’s always a risk of pandering to the reader in an attempt to make the text stylistically appealing. I think the YOUCAT gets it just about right. You can check out pdf sample pages via the Ignatius Press website; the font choices, size, and feel of the book are modern and attention-grabbing without coming across as cheesy or soon-to-be-dated. I love the winsome stick figure illustrations at the bottom of each page (hint: it’s a catechism AND a flipbook) that draw the reader’s eye to focus on the meaning behind the text. The book is small enough to be portable while still dense with information.

So, why another version of the catechism just For The Youth? Well, that was my original question, but I think this book definitely meets a need. It succinctly explains essential Catholic teaching in a manner that is accurate but not too wordy, and it provides the relevant Scripture references and citations in the official Catechism of the Catholic Church. The margins offer clarification of definitions and quotes from Scripture, the Catechism, and the lives of spiritual leaders throughout our history as a church. In the past, I’ve used the United States Catholic Catechism for Adults as a classroom text with high school students, and while it was more readable than the official Catechism, I would use the YOUCAT instead, given the opportunity. It’s not that the lingo is hip-for-the-teenz or anything, but its tone and conciseness are just a bit more appropriate for young people.

I was particularly impressed by Pope Benedict’s foreword, which speaks forthrightly to the hearts of to young people.

You need God’s help if your faith is not going to dry up like a dewdrop in the sun, if you want to resist the blandishments of consumerism, if your love is not to drown in pornography, if you are not going to betray the weak and leave the vulnerable helpless.

And hear how directly he addresses the pedophilia crisis and the impact it may have on evangelization:

You all know how deeply the community of faith has been wounded recently through the attacks of the evil one, through the penetration of sin itself into the interior, yes, into the heart of the Church. Do not make that an excuse to flee from the face of God! You yourselves are the Body of Christ, the Church! Bring the undiminished fire of your love into this Church whose countenance has so often been disfigured by man.

The layout of the book feels very “Internet.” There are little arrows next to major terms that feel like they should be hyperlinks; I would love it if this were eventually available in a pumped-up e-book form or if there were a web version of the text that allowed for users to click around from one section to another or learn more about the saints and Biblical figures quoted.

Having said that, there are problems with the book - there are a few photographs that are inappropriate (or, in the case of one photo with a random hand gesture, possibly offensive in some cultures). The primary controversy about the book has dealt with its treatment of sexual sin, specifically masturbation and homosexual acts. My personal opinion is that these sections are written such that a reader who disagrees with the Church and doesn’t know the background to these teachings will not instantly be put off by a “these are mortal sins, end of story” response. I think they could have been written better, but I don’t think they are so vague as to leave the reader unclear about Catholic teaching. To me, this book seems very focused on initiating a conversation with young people – Catholic or not – and some of the Church’s more countercultural teachings are presented in a “it’s difficult for people to understand why the Church teaches such-and-such” manner.

So, again, it’s not for everybody. But the orthodoxy of a book itself can be bolstered or hindered by the person leading the discussion. I’ve sat in on classes with super-orthodox texts which were presented as “okay, that’s what the Church says, now what do you think? Let’s talk about our feelings.” On the flip side, a person could easily clarify in a conversation the parts of the YOUCAT that may, to some readers, seem unnecessarily vague. I feel like the positives of this text outweigh the negatives, but I do look forward to a revised version that addresses these concerns.

Bottom line, I wouldn’t “not recommend” it – I’d just say that you should consider the reader before purchasing it.

Some parts of this review are consolidated from earlier blog posts about the YOUCAT. I wrote this review of YOUCAT for the free Catholic Book review program, created by Aquinas and More Catholic Goods, your source for Baptism Gifts and Oplatki Christmas Wafers. You can read more about Aquinas and More’s decision to stop carrying the YOUCAT here.

Tiber River is the first Catholic book review site, started in 2000 to help you make informed decisions about Catholic book purchases. I receive free product samples as compensation for writing reviews for Tiber River.

How the Roman Missal Is Like a Teenager

Discovered this thanks to Paul Snatchko (on Google Plus):

Word for Word [Edge] from Life Teen on Vimeo.

Very clever! I don’t think it comes across as “yuck, the old version was sooooo lame” but I can see how some might feel that way. But I think this is a very understandable explanation of why we’ll be saying new words at Mass come Advent 2011. I’d love to use this in a classroom to kick off a discussion. You could even do skits with cards that had the old/new wording and have kids act out “Old Thomas” and “New Thomas.”

Related – I like these Order of Mass pew cards with the new order of Mass.